you want controversy?! you want excitement?! no one loves you during the holidays?! well you are in for a treat! cedric, the unofficial cheesehawk, has accepted a challenge by me for a turkey bowl showdown. surprisingly, he agreed to NO scab refs which means this one will be a fair game. yes kids, no bullshit last second “catches”, no phantom PI flags, no no-calls on pushing off. this is true, gridiron, hardcore, all-in, no holds barred…flag football. (ok, there are rules but i’m trying to drum up excitement here.)
here is the plan: mano-mana vs. mano-mana. 8 players to a team (max) with a minimum of 3 girls (unfortunately, pete counts as a lady, not a girl.) start around 9am. Play three games rotating players and subs if there are enough people. 5 points to win each game.
now, let’s get down to brass tacks, girls are skins, guys are shirts. mmmboobs. losers buy first round at the bar. (so everyone will pick a person on the other team to buy a drink for.) if there is an odd number, cedric or i will pick up the odd man out. ben is supplying free food at the backstage bar (home of the seachickens) after the game.
in other words, this here is real! so if you guys are in town, come play or just come to cheer us on while we kick that seahawk ass. i found a soccer field we can play on that has artifical grass. it is first come first serve, so i will be getting there early to snag the field. hope to see you there.