Some Hash songs

At the post run 'circle' where we welcome newcomers and review the day's run and other events, it is a HHH tradition to sing some bawdy songs to accompany those who have been invited to take a 'down down' beer. Below are some examples.

HERE'S TO ________ (BASIC DOWN-DOWN SONG)
Melody - Itself
Here's to , ----------, he's true blue
He's a Hasher, through and through,
He's a pisspot, so they say,
Tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way,
So drink it down, down, down . .

WHY WAS SHE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself
Why was s/he born so beautiful?
Why was s/he born at all?
S/he's no ------ use to anyone,
S/he's no bloody use at all.
They say she's a joy to his mother,
But she's a pain in the asshole to me
So drink it down, down, down . . .

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY P-SSED ON
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
They ought to be publicly p-ssed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a sh-thouse,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him
Why are we waiting, why are we waiting
Oh, why are we waiting, oh why, why, why?
Why are we waiting, could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting, So f--king long, etc . . .

HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER(S)
Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin (more we are together)
Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's -----ed up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

So drink -----

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Table of Contents

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Some Hash songs March 30, 2014 3:04 PM John P.
Taiwan Hash Song April 11, 2014 4:06 PM John P.
Run 11, Nov 17 2012 November 19, 2012 2:39 PM John P.
Run 10, Oct 13 2012 October 17, 2012 12:16 AM John P.
Run 8 on 18 August 2012 - post Olympics Run September 27, 2012 6:54 PM John P.
Run 9 on September 15 September 27, 2012 6:39 PM John P.
Run 6, Bastille day Run, 14 July August 14, 2012 3:38 PM John P.
Run 6 on June 16 June 18, 2012 11:53 PM John P.
Cinco Luna Nuevo (the fifth new moon run) May 28, 2012 10:39 PM John P.
Run four, 21 April 2012 May 1, 2012 12:16 AM John P.
About the run on 17 March 2012, our 3rd run. March 18, 2012 5:09 PM John P.
About the run on 21 Jan 2012, our 1st run. February 22, 2012 12:45 PM John P.

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