Milwaukee, WIUSA 53202
June 11, 2014
Programmer, Linux geek, slashdotter.
Not my weapon of choice, but I've used it for small projects.
C/C++, Linux, JS, HTML, Windows Phone (don't knock it til you try it; it's actually quite good)
PHP uses whole seconds in its sleep() function (some languages use milliseconds), so you'd use elephants, as counting aloud like this (one elephant, two elephants...) takes one second. Nice question. Not putting a space between "go" and "to" is a subtly horrifying touch. Well played.