Here's a party you just can't miss—a chance to mix and mingle with the coolest heretics, infidels, and idolaters you'll ever meet while we revel in the sights and sounds of the most unholy entertainment ever assembled on one stage:
Le Cirque Rouge!
Robots from the Future!
and a surprise special guest!
Check out their websites with the links below:
All this at the perfect venue: Hell's Kitchen in downtown Minneapolis!
Admission is a paltry $5, and proceeds will go to a cause near and dear to our heathen hearts: mnatheists.org.
If you haven't already marked your calendar in indelible ink, here's the kicker: May 21st is the day that a bunch of evangelicals, led by wacky wannabe prophet Harold Camping, have their tickets punched for their Rapture excursion ride (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/01/03/132628597/for-some-believers-may-21-is-judgment-day). According to Harold (who blames his last failed prediction in 1994 on "a mathematical error"), his righteous flock will be whisked away to heaven, leaving rest of us to party on. As much as we'd like to wish them a hearty "bon voyage," it'll be almost as much fun to mark the midnight hour as the end of yet another apocalyptic non-event.
Be there, or you'll be confessing your regrets for the rest of the year!