MH3 - Run 988 - Downtown

Hare: Krystal T*ts

Where: Madhatter's

It's not a hockey night! Come out and say hello to visiting hasher Crack Slipper!

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  • Greg

    The RA did an excellent job keeping the rain away. Nice to see all the virgins out!

    1 · May 14, 2014

  • Raymond B.

    Like a (Hash) Virgin:

    I made it through the wilderness
    Somehow I though that I would walk
    Didn't know how lost I'd get
    From those marks of chalk

    I was beat incomplete
    I'd been had, they were faint at best
    But you made me check
    Yeah, you made me check
    North, East, West

    [Chorus:]

    Like a virgin
    Hashed for the very first time
    Like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin
    When you on-on
    In double time

    Gonna give you all my down, down
    My beer is fading fast
    Been saving it all for you
    While our hash-cash lasts

    Watched the hare's - derrières
    And the songs, made my ears turn red
    Heard you belt them out
    And your thong hung out
    There was thrusting ahead

    [chorus]

    Oooh, oooh, oooh

    So confused and abused
    The RA said I was accused
    Cause I was so rash
    Yeah I raced that hash
    Running faster for booze

    [chorus]

    Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
    Like a virgin
    Feels so good inside
    When you on-on, and you down-down, and you love it

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Ooh, baby
    Can't you hear my hash beat
    For the very first time

    3 · May 13, 2014

  • Draggin' her A.

    Great fun, especially since the rain held off until we were leaving.

    May 13, 2014

  • Raymond B.

    I actually wanted to simply post up a thank you song I thought of when I got home just now. Hope you like it.

    May 13, 2014

  • Raymond B.

    As a first time hash virgin, I want to thank you all repeatedly for making me come.

    5 · May 13, 2014

  • D

    I love weeknight runs!

    1 · May 13, 2014

  • Crystal T.

    OMG! A Beer Runner is going to show up!!! I better set good trail ;o)
    (hello there, Just Greg...)

    3 · May 6, 2014

    • A former member
      A former member

      Apologies on this one, my Penguins weren't supposed to be playing tomorrow night but now are and should the do the unspeakable (lose) you won't want me around anyways. I'll be there for the next one

      1 · May 12, 2014

    • D

      I am bringing a virgin!

      1 · May 12, 2014

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