Hometown: Yonkers, NY
September 28, 2012
Don't double-team me, I already turned it over! :)
I played three years varsity in high school but then went almost completely cold for a decade. I have been playing indoor soccer for four years but still consider myself only a "casual" level player.
It only happened once - and probably will never happen again - I scored the game-tying and game-winning goals in the same game. Also I was (years ago) ejected from a game while serving as a ball boy!
Why did the soccer player cross the road? Because someone kicked the ball there and he's the guy closest to it and didn't want his teammates to think he's a jerk. Sorry, that's the best I can do =)