Lean, Mean, Green and Obscene!

NHH3 Hash 118 — Lean, Mean, Green and Obscene!

There once was a runner who had a wet dream that he get racy and hot wearing nothing but green. The New Haven Hash had what it seemed to make up a run naughty and obscene. March 16th is the place to be for hares and harriets who want to pee green!

Wear something Green, St. Patty’s Day theme, win extra points for being obscene. That’s right break out that lime green teddy. Dust off those shamrock boxers. Show off the lucky charms with that green g-string.

Date: Saturday March 16

Time: 1 p.m.

Meet: Christy’s Irish Pub 261 Orange Street New Haven, CT 06522

Details: A to A with lots of B in between. Hash cash $10

Highlights: Haberdashery in NHH3 style! Didn’t get your Hashmat Shirt? Bring some cash! Penis Fly Trap virgins will sure to be in supply for all the lonely and hard up! No cars will be lost in the making of this production…. OK, it probably will.

SPECIAL NOTE TO HARRIETS!!! We are planning a Pre-Lube Harriet Pink Taco dinner on the 15th at 8p.Any Harriets who know the value of a good rabbit over a bad hare should join us!!!


Ola Restaurant on Orange in New Haven


On topic besides wankers and good booze will be some Female led events this summer. Send Penis Fly Trap or FML a message if you think you wanna be there.



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  • Walter J.

    What ar the plans for later on this eve?

    March 16, 2013

  • Joe

    My plans for today fell through at the last minute...so, hope you have room for one more!

    March 16, 2013

  • Jessica W.

    Hint for this green giant we have planned this weekend: Everyone's Irish and it ain't easy being green!

    March 14, 2013

  • EZ Keyless E.

    Each kennel is different, so I wonder...If a bring a virgin, does she have to pay?

    March 12, 2013

    • Amanda

      Unfortunately there's no free lunch at this Hash. My booze habit isn't cheap.

      1 · March 12, 2013

  • EZ Keyless E.

    I'm supposedly running a 5k that day

    February 26, 2013

    • Amanda


      1 · February 26, 2013

    • EZ Keyless E.

      No 5k after all! I can make it after all! I'm plannign on bringing a virgin, too.

      March 12, 2013

  • Amanda

    Friday Night is ladies night!
    Since this is for pink taco meeting we figured it was appropriate to have drinks and food at a Mexican Restaurant. We're clever like that! So cum on out Friday night to Ola's! http://goo.gl/maps/6HryD

    March 12, 2013

  • Holly

    Who the heck is penis fly trap? I need to be friends with that girl!

    1 · February 27, 2013

    • Amanda

      Hahaha! Well I hope grad school eases up a bit. As for your assumption, no. But I think I heard its deadly!

      February 27, 2013

    • Holly

      Oh snap! I love it. See you on the 15th... c*mming... c*mming.

      1 · February 27, 2013

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