Gather round wankers for a hash that will leave you both drunk and perhaps feeling better about yourself!
You know what’s worst than finding out Ben Affleck is playing Batman? The answer: Babies crying! Specifically babies crying because their parents can’t afford diapers. Fortunately there is a solution to this problem and it involves your bloomers!
O’Tooles is organizing a Hot Undies R*n, and they have reached out to the NH H3 for help. Apparently they are afraid no one is brave enough to show up and run in their underpants. Have no fear I said, for dignity and modesty are two things our hash kennel do not have!
Hence why we are organizing a Defile and Corrupt Hash! O’Tooles has been a long used pub of the NH H3 (they host our drunken asses at Hashmat!), and I think it would be great to repay their kindness and do some good while getting wasty. So cum out and show off your new booty shorts!
As incentive to our participation O’Tooles has given us booze deals and cut the price for Hashers! Just think, this good deed may help clear your conscious of those confused-arousal feelings you had watching Milley Cyrus on the VMA’s.
Short trail that will follow-ish the planned Hot Undie Run (Mathole and I will make sure there is a touch of Hash on trail and a Drink Check to help get a good buzz on) $3 dollar beer specials on PBR, Gansett, and Dos Equis! A cool down party will be held inside and outside on their patio with a DJ and a Live Band. I heard there may be food too.
$15 basically there is no hash cash as proceeds will go to charity. Think of the children you assholes! Specifically, the Connecticut Diaper Bank.
They are also doing a raffle which you can enter by donating new and unused diapers (http://thediaperbank.org/index.php/site/page/facts_and_impacts)
Where & When:
O'Tooles Irish Pub 157 Orange St, New Haven, CT Sign up is around noon, pack will leave around 1p I’ll post if I learn anything knew.
What To Bring:
Panties! Glorious Panties! …Or your boxers, tighty whities, or lacy lingere. Go all out people and give PFT and Mathole a show! This is our chance to dress up as idiots again!