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Orpheus: Don't Look Back









...don't know why you people aren't getting this! Ghosts! Ghosts! Of course they got away. Of course the sheriff helped them escape. It's all so obvious."


That was Alexander Kanagawa on Fox News earlier today. Today is October 15th, and we're talking about last night's FBI raid on the town of Vernon, New York. Twelve hours of door to door searching turned up no sign of the Orpheus terrorists James Bond and Siouxsie Sioux. Agent Jesse Osorio had this to say:


"We believe the suspects fled by coercing the town sheriff, Marcus Schwarz, into transporting them via his squad car. Alarmed tourists in Galilee, Rhode Island, noticed the man bound in the front seat of his car. He had no explanation for how he found himself over 200 miles from his jurisdiction, but reported that he had encountered Bond and Sioux in Vernon."


Agent Osorio went on to say that they believe the terrorists escaped Rhode Island via ferry, but have few leads as to where they could have gone next. Agents and commentators have been baffled as to the apparently erratic movements of the terrorists, and suspicion has begun to arise as to their motives.


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