This hike is open only to members who have completed at least two of this type of fast-paced hikes.
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Event Rating: STRENUOUS and FAST-PACED
Distance: 5 MILES
Time Duration: 1.5 HOURS
Blaze Orange: REQUIRED!
This is the Eastern Standard Time version of Tony Chernasky's infamous Thursday evenings of pain and suffering on the trail, his 'Hot and Sweaty' series. It's now too dark after work on weekdays for the rescue crews to be dragging the exhausted and the dying out of the woods on stretchers, so we have moved it to the daylight hours of Sunday. With winter closing in, I am calling it 'The Cold and Miserable Series.'
And now with Spring right around the corner, sadly, 'The Cold and Miserable Series' is coming to an end for this season. This will be the last Sunday afternoon on the hill for the exercise hike until next Winter. Now that Daylight Savings Time is back, we are switching back to a weekday evening. I'm not sure of the day yet, but it will still be me leading, on the same trails, on the same hill, with the same damned wolves.
This weekend, Tony is doing his own wolf thing on Saturday with his Wolf Den hike. I'm doing Wolf Hill on Sunday. And smack in the middle is Jerilyn's Legendary Satuday Night Macaroni and Roasted Wolf Dinner-Dance Party. (You can be sure there will be plenty of wolves in sheep's clothing there as well.) Man-oh-man, it doesn't get any better than this! Personally, I am going to all three! -although it might be a problem showing up at 'the hill' after dancing to Kenny's music all night. Did I mention the singing?
So update your will, put on your daring-do, and get ready to brave the dreaded woods for...
Cold and Miserable 17,
We Survived The Winter!
Remember, this is NOT a stop-to-smell-the-roses hike. This is an EXERCISE hike, and the spectacular views and gorgeous scenery are not relevant to the workout and are to be totally ignored. Oh... alright... occasional brief glimpses between gasping breathes to appreciate the landscape will be permitted - just so long as you don't slow us down!
New fit hikers who can keep up are always welcome.
12:00 Noon, sharp!
A couple of serious points:
I do not hike quite as fast as Tony does (does anybody?), but make no mistake – although we do not actually run (well.. sometimes we do), this is a fast-paced, 1½-2 hour hike designed to put you through a very vigorous workout. Rest breaks are few and brief. Muscles and lungs are going to be screaming. If you are not accustomed to this type of workout, this is probably not the right hike for you.
Hydrating well prior to hitting the trail and carrying additional water on the trail is highly recommended. Bring water!
Wear clothing appropriate for the weather, keeping in mind that you will heat up quickly. Synthetic wicking and ventilating materials throughout every layer are best for keeping you dry while sweating. Avoid cotton! (Remember the name of the series?)
Be prepared for seasonal trail conditions. There are plenty of wet and icy areas on much of our trail. This can make for muddy and slippery going. We will adjust our speed for safety in these areas. Wear appropriate footwear!
Also, please take a few minutes to check out the tabbed sections in the brown menu banner at the top of this page. There truly is some awfully good info in there, especially in the 'Pages' section, all intended to help you in becoming a wiser, safer, and happier hiker.
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