Avast me hearties! Pay ye a kind word to ye Captain! On ye month of November, the 2nd day, it being the year of our lord of 2013. Ye are summoned to our San Diego Pirates Dive Club Barbecue. Yer beloved Captain however, is making a request of all crew and serving officers and invitees. Ye must be properly attired as proper gentlemen Pirates and Wenches! For the theme of this affair be: "The Pirates And Wenches Barbecue" As your captain I humbly make this request (Plank will be made ready for offenders) and await your response.
Please RSVP and let us know what you can bring to this pot luck feast. Adult party, please no kids, except ye Justin of the Judd clan(call jesse if you have questions or concerns)