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FastEddie's Homecoming & Birthday Ride

The SD SportRiders Chronicles are reporting the following...


FASTEDDIE'S HOMECOMING RIDE...

FastEddie is coming home from the sandbox (or jungle, or rain forest, or tundra, or rice patties...who the hell knows)...and we want to celebrate with a parade, complete with floats, fireworks, apple pie and a square dance. The parade route will be a twistie one to say the least...we have a group of blind grannies in electric scooters to thank for this. 


Starting at the friendly petrol station on Otay Lakes Road, we will zip up to Campo and back...making a landing onto Otay Lakes. What a zinger! KSU at 8:30 am sharp.

DOCTORS KNOW THE CAUSE FOR FASTEDDIE'S SPORTBIKE OBSESSIONS...

Explaining that he has been knocked around pretty hard lately by all kinds of confusing new emotions and awkward changes to his body, local sources confirmed on May 23, 2014 that puberty is absolutely teeing off on area sportrider FastEddie.


According to individuals close to the 29-year-old (soon to be 30), the period of physical and sexual maturation is “having a field day with the poor guy,” coming at him from all sides with oily, blemish-ridden skin, repugnant body odor, and a voice that cracks every time he tries to speak.

“It really just came out of nowhere and laid right into him,” said an unnamed source, who has noted FastEddie's severely protruding Adam’s apple and ill-fitting clothes as he rapidly grows in height. “Between the uncontrollable sweating and the greasy scalp, he’s in pretty rough shape. It’s like adolescence just opened up and blasted him right in the face with both barrels.”


Sources further reported that the local sportbike rider's rising levels of androgens and testosterone have given it to him pretty hard, pounding him nonstop with everything from uncontrollable urges to ride his sportbike at insane speeds and distances in the wee hours. 

Doctors claim that these symptoms are to be expected, and the only treatment is a birthday ride of his lifetime (sportbike ride of course)!

If you have any special concerns or required accommodations for the above reported events, please call or text the doctor at[masked] (Brendon).

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  • Chester G.

    Part 3 is complete, uploading it now! Should be done in one hour. Here is the link. It is mostly of Fast Eddie. r/Chet.
    http://youtu.be/lCrWOwssbxQ

    July 9, 2014

  • Chester G.

    http://youtu.be/2V7jjz6eULQ
    Here is the link to the Part 2 Video, it may take an hour to up load! Enjoy the sites... r/Chet.

    July 1, 2014

  • Chester G.

    I will be uploading part 2 in about 30 minute or so, part three should be done tomorrow.... Peace to all, r/Chet.

    July 1, 2014

  • Chester G.

    Very well planned out ride by Brendon! I believed everyone enjoyed them self that day! Thanks.

    July 1, 2014

  • Chester G.

    All, part one of this ride should be up loaded with-in the next hour or so, Youtube is so slow, it is at 80% right now. The link is this.

    http://youtu.be/IBNU0kjQ-Wc

    I have part two just about done, just up loading a 10 minute video takes a few hours, why, not sure.... Peace everyone and have a blessed evening.. r/Chet.

    June 30, 2014

    • ClarkY335i

      I agree man haha. I'll go next time though!

      1 · June 30, 2014

    • Chester G.

      We need to change the views a bit, I will need to be more aggressive on the recordings to get better shots of everyone, it will need to be brief at the beginning of the ride... Part two should be done tonight or tomorrow.. r/Chet.

      1 · July 1, 2014

  • Chester G.

    Hey all, still working on video, it may take longer than usual, I have family time planed to the next couple of days, so bear with me and it will be done soon, hope all is well with everyone, peace--- r/Chet.

    1 · June 24, 2014

    • Chester G.

      Hey Fast & Furious Eddie, Just about done, Work on Saturday so that is why I will not be able to ride today! But the video may be in two parts, YouTube only allows 10 minute upload for some old reason, be working on it this afternoon..... you all ride safe, see you hopefully on the next ride, r/Chet

      June 29, 2014

    • Chester G.

      Trying to up load part one now! So hopefully it wont take long, part two almost done.

      June 30, 2014

  • Greg a.k.a. F.

    Ok everyone, I've already been harassed by Brendon; however, if everyone could please text me your name and bike you ride (ex. Brendon R1), I got another cell #…hopefully this one lasts. Greg (FastEddie)[masked]

    1 · June 24, 2014

  • A former member
    A former member

    Just an idea....what do we feel about bbq's after a ride at least once a month?

    June 22, 2014

    • Brendon

      During the summer, we generally have a BBQ bike night, but we can talk about having it after a ride too. Post some of your ideas, e.g.: which day, potluck style or pitch in $$, location, etc.

      June 23, 2014

    • Brendon

      We will be having another BBQ bike night in July, but I'm all ears to ideas.

      June 23, 2014

  • Joan M.

    Home safe! Bummed I couldn't continue with you guys :( thanks for another good ride!

    June 22, 2014

    • Joan M.

      Thanks for rubbing it in Josh :P hahaha and Happy Birthday Greg! Don't party to hard :D

      1 · June 22, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      pshhh I don't party anyway

      June 23, 2014

  • Steven

    Good ride today everyone. Thanx for putting up with my jokes today and ignoring the fact I was majorly under dressed for today. Had a blast seeing you all again, and should hopefully see you guys again in a week or two... Now that it's summer I'll be trying to post a ride every week or so. And thank you all for making my friend feel welcomed today, she had a lot of fun too! Keep the rubber side down guys... And rember sport bikes are just like sex, when it comes down to it, you just gotta trust the rubber.... Joan time for a new tore

    June 22, 2014

    • A former member
      A former member

      Uhhhhhhhhhh I'd hope you'd use a new tire every ride. Sheep skin tires....yes!!!

      June 22, 2014

    • David

      OK. Anyone know where I can pick up a whole box of them? Size 17" and 190/55mm?

      June 22, 2014

  • Amy

    Awesome ride! Thanks guys.

    3 · June 22, 2014

  • Greg a.k.a. F.

    Great ride!! Good seeing everyone...I'll be posting some more rides as soon as my feet a get a little wetter...please learn from my mistake when I went down and don't be over confident even if you've done a route 100 times...have fun y'all

    1 · June 22, 2014

  • A former member
    A former member

    Home safe. Thank you guys for the ride and Happy Birthday brotha!!!

    3 · June 22, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      Thanks bro! I'll be screaming like a 12 year old girl tomorrow at Knotts Berry farm on those coasters! Haha see you next time

      1 · June 22, 2014

  • Brendon

    Good ride with ya'll...and great to meet some new riders. Happy B-Day Greg!

    1 · June 22, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      Awesome ride! Thanks for setting it up Brendon and thank you for the pie!!

      1 · June 22, 2014

  • Omar

    Something came up, i see you next ride be safe

    June 22, 2014

  • Brendon

    Join 3-D and I at I-Hops (next door to meet up location) at 7:00 am if you want to grab breakfast.

    1 · June 21, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      Too early?!? Pshhh :)

      June 22, 2014

    • Brendon

      Yumm...breakfast was good!

      June 22, 2014

  • Joan M.

    Btw who is this fasteddie guy? I haven't met him before.

    1 · May 11, 2014

  • Joan M.

    Just to make sure, this is at the gas station of mobile right? Brain fart >_<

    June 21, 2014

    • A former member
      A former member

      Unless you guys are gonna go eat at ihop.

      June 21, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      Yes Joan

      June 22, 2014

  • Jared

    hey isn't the other group meeting at same place/time for Julian/pie run?

    June 21, 2014

    • Brendon

      Their site said they are meeting in Escondido

      June 21, 2014

  • Chester G.

    So the SD Sportbike meet up group is buying pie for all, that is so nice of you!!!!! :) what time should we be there??? :)

    June 21, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      That's all Brendon!! Lol

      June 21, 2014

    • Steven

      Pie?! Who said anything about pie??? The lie is a lie!

      June 21, 2014

  • Sheena

    Maybe we (SD Sportbike meetup group) will see y'all at Julian for pie lol Shiny side up

    June 21, 2014

  • Chester G.

    All, is there a gas station near by? or are we stopping on the way to campo? r/Chet.

    June 21, 2014

    • Joan M.

      Same route as last time Chet except we're skipping Lyons Valley and honey springs

      June 21, 2014

    • Chester G.

      cool, I don't get that far down south very often! Thanks....... r/Chet.

      June 21, 2014

  • ClarkY335i

    Hey Chet, yeah man I haven't been out riding in a while. I'm definitely going to try to make this one though

    1 · June 20, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      I just back from Jordan, I'll be taking it easy as well ClarkY, although I am going to Palomar this morning to practice. See you tomorrow!

      June 21, 2014

    • A former member
      A former member

      Ride safe

      1 · June 21, 2014

  • Steven

    I think make this ride. But if I do, I'll be two up, and due to the ticket I got yesterday, fling slower then normal. But just what I say now, who knows once I'm out on the road... Hope to see you all Sunday morning.

    1 · June 18, 2014

  • Lashawn

    come rescue me -- I want to ride

    2 · June 16, 2014

  • Greg a.k.a. F.

    Made it safely back in the states!!! Time to get my bike serviced tomorrow and start riding! See everyone next Sunday

    1 · June 15, 2014

  • Greg a.k.a. F.

    So far all is going well out here! Hope everyone is good back in awesome SD. Hoping no issues come up w/my bike or work to interfere with this ride; ride safe and have fun!
    *F.E.*

    May 21, 2014

    • A former member
      A former member

      Come home safe!

      May 26, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      Will do! Not too much time left

      May 27, 2014

  • A former member
    A former member

    Can slow Eddie come? Slow Eddie Sees a fast Eddie. That scares Slow Eddie. Please let Slow Eddie know. Thank you,

    May 26, 2014

    • A former member
      A former member

      Ed, Edd, & Eddie!

      May 26, 2014

    • Greg a.k.a. F.

      Anyone's welcome! "FastEddie" doesn't imply I'm fast, which I'm not, I just took my training wheels off!! It was however my Dad's nickname, so it reminds me of him when I hear it spoken and makes me smile :)

      May 27, 2014

  • Greg a.k.a. F.

    If all works out, I'll be bringing two buddies with me, one is out here with me right now in (Jordan), the other is a former Marine as well; can wait to ride and see everyone!

    May 17, 2014

  • Josh C.

    This qualifies for the award for best ride description to date!

    2 · May 11, 2014

  • Joan M.

    Hahah can I change my name to fastereddie so this ride can be for me too? :3

    1 · May 11, 2014

  • Greg a.k.a. F.

    LOL! That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Thanks for setting this up and can't wait to get back!

    2 · May 8, 2014

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