In the interest of hangovers every where we are going to keep it simple for you:
1st - New Year's Eve: Ring in New Year with Dirty Trix Saloon's, Stimulus Package : Open Bar (pretty much everything in the store) for $60 measly dollars from 9 pm – 1:45 am. –SHHH, don’t tell the IRS (unless they are drinkers)

2nd- You stumble home, put on your jammies and go to sleep (AKA pass out). Meanwhile back at the ranch: Lee and Murph stay up the rest of the night cleaning (=drinking the leftovers). While Sarah Jane and Rebecca nap, spooning quietly behind the ice machine (some traditions never die).

3rd -Wake up, realize you may have misplaced your dignity, and come back to where you last saw it-

THE COME AS YOU ARE to Dirty Trix PAJAMA-RAMA!
Yes, we'll have every Bowl game you want to watch on, (and a couple you might want to miss too!) Yes, we'll have FREE "Hangover Helper" casseroles for those daring enough to try solids. And yes, we'll have $14 bottomless Mimosas, $5 Bloodys, and prizes for Best Jammies, best Bed Head, Best Excuse, etc.