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12th Annual No Pants on the Subway! No Guts, No Glory!!!

Last minute plug, but this is happening and this is San Francisco - Expect than the Expected! You want random - well get random!!!

It's that time of year once again to show off those sexy legs by parading around in boxers, grandma panties, name it! Just please conceal your junk! The point is to make people laugh or act confused, not frown or scream!

But I'm Shy: Got the butterflies - feel free to throw some undies over pants, wear a suit, a fancy robe, a mailman costume - be creative. You're in SF!!! If anything, just come out and support - walk with the crew, take pictures, act like a bystander!!!

Improv Everywhere Youtube Video:

Facebook Event (Detailed Info Noted here):!/events/[masked]/

Twitter Feed:

SF Fun Cheap Ad:

Time Guide:

SF Times -

East Bay Times -

How to Find the Group: Find the people with No Pants! We shall all meet up in front of City Hall between 1:15PM-2:15PM to take pics w/ the rest of the "Pants-less Peeps" before venturing into the nearby districts! It shouldn't be hard to find a large group of people in their skibbies!!

What I'm wearing: A black or brown suit, Sesame Street Boxers, and a laptop or messenger bag!

Contact Info: Was sent to those that RSVP'd! If you did not receive it, let me know!

Note: This will be my 5th year doing this (3 in LA, 2 in SF) and I'm still alive. Let's make 2013 pretty darn random!!!

Some Detailed Info Provided Below!

-Mark C.

======================================== REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION:
1) Willing to take pants off on subway (before you board)
2) Able to keep a straight face about it
3) At least $10 for the BART/MUNI rides and some extra for bar/etc. (or a clipper)
4) Please no nudity (there are children on BART, don't want to tempt the police)
1) pick which station you wish to board (without pants)
2) according to your last name PICK late/early boarding time schedule
3) board at the assigned time (with no pants)
4) exit at assigned station (still without pants)
5) head to civic center (see map)
If someone asks why you aren't wearing pants, just say you forgot them.... feel free to invite, last year we had more than 600+ people.


Meet Up: De-pants at a station, and ride the train toward
Civic Center or Montgomerty Station. Then. get to City Hall somehow between the
designated times (follow the schedule above and below). We will then make our
way through a busy neighborhood.

Don't be a Jerk: Don't forget to follow the rules,
specifically don't get too obscene or inappropriate - don't get completely naked, don't trash anything, respect all walks of life when roaming around, etc!  Review the rules on the website (see above for link) just in case!

But I'm hella lagging: I will regularly post the group's
whereabouts throughout the day. Contact info has also been emailed to the

Bring Stuff: Bag to hold your stuff, acting skills because
you want to make sure you pretend to act normal, warm clothing (pending
weather), & some positive energy for sharing. Note: CASH

Have Fun: Play it out, meet new people, get crazy (PG-13


Train Schedules

As this is an improv event, we highly encourage wandering into nearby stores, bars, bathrooms, and malls for your own pleasure. Cause a scene and most importantly act like you don't know why people are looking at you weird.

Make sure to get to Civic Center / City Hall sometime between 1:30-2:15PM.

Route 1 Last names A-M
Boarding times:
12:52--San Bruno
1:02 --Daly City
1:06 --Balboa Park
1:08 --Glen Park
1:11 --24th
1:13 --16th
1:15 --Civic Center
1:17 --Powell St.
1:18--Montgomery<-exit here

Route 2 Last names N-Z
Boarding times:
1:07 --SFO
1:12 --San Bruno
1:16 --SSF
1:19 --Colma****
1:22 --Daly City
1:26 --Balboa Park
1:28 --Glen Park
1:31 --24th
1:33 --16th
1:35 --Civic <-exit here

Route 3 Last names A-M
Boarding times:
12:17--Pittsburg/Bay Point
12:24--North Concord
12:32--Pleasant Hill
12:36--Walnut Creek
12:59--19th Street Oakland
01:00--12th Street Oakland
01:05--West Oakland
01:13--Montgomery<-Exit here

Route 4 Last names N-Z
Boarding times:
12:37--Pittsburg/Bay Point
12:44--North Concord
12:52--Pleasant Hill
12:56--Walnut Creek
01:19--19th Street Oakland
01:20--12th Street Oakland
01:25--West Oakland
01:36--Civic Center<- exit here


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  • Luke

    It was awesome. Great coordination, fun people. This what meetups are for!

    1 · January 13, 2013

  • Mark C

    We are partying with the crew at Toad Hall

    January 13, 2013

  • Mark C

    We are eating at Escape from New York Pizza on Castro n 18th

    January 13, 2013

  • Mark C

    Heading to Castro

    January 13, 2013

  • Mark C

    I believe we are doing Colma around 12:59pm. We will be there soon!

    January 13, 2013

  • Luke

    First timer and new to the group. I am thinking to ride from Millbrae (I come from Santa Cruz). Anybody riding from southbay?

    January 10, 2013

    • Luke

      Cool, busy girl!I'll be right after the entrance, at the bar.Txt me if/when you are there so I can recognize you. Byeeee.

      January 12, 2013

    • Mark C

      I'll see...going to a house party tonight. Maybe we can head there after! I'll let you guys know! Thanks for the invite!!

      January 12, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    Mark, I was just looking at the FB page... it looks like the rendezvous spot is Civic Center at around 1:15-1:30pm. Peeps are supposed to ride BART to get there beforehand. There's a "proposed" schedule on there, too. I know that there's much more chaos and different routes after, but just fyi...

    January 9, 2013

    • Mark C

      Thanks for the update J!

      January 10, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    For everyone, see what you'll be missing if you don't go (NYC 2012)!

    1 · January 9, 2013

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