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Robert Gene Ortua R.


San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Guam

Member since:

February 5, 2013


Why join this group?

This group is like having sex with a prostitute. I can schedule it when its convenient for me or do it on a whim. I can do things with her that my friends would probably judge me for. And no commitment of having to do it again soon (unless I want to).

What do you think would be a fun activity?

Playing softball drunk. Going on a speed boat and having it drag you in a tube. Ninja party where everyone has to come as their favorite ninja then have everyone play hide and seek in ninja gear. Cartoon freeze tag.

If any cartoon character could represent the inner you, who would it be?



I'm a fun loving dude into meeting new people and doing random things.

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