May 9, 2014 · 6:30 PM
HERR METAL RETURNS AND TOURS UNITED STATES
German 80's rock legends HERR METAL have returned and are poised to tour the United States for the first time since receiving a 22-year ban from public performance following 1988's epic 700-date "Achtung, Ladies!" world tour.
Original HERR METAL members Hans Olo (gtr), Klaus von Klaus (gtr), Col. Friedrich Dietrich (vox), Günter-Glieben-Glauten Glöben (drms), and Schnitzel (bass) recently emerged from the time-capsule studio they've inhabited since 88' with their new album "Mein Wiener, Your Würst Nightmare."
The band will continue right where it left off with a full 80's-style show staged as only a band that missed the last two decades could deliver. HERR METAL's tour will focus on rock hits recorded and popularized by Guns 'n' Roses, Bon Jovi, Poison, Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, the Scorpions, and others.
HERR METAL maintains its still unsubstantiated claim to have penned every metal hit written between 1982 and 1988 (with the exception of those recorded by Winger). Members of HERR METAL have also famously claimed to have originated the "devil horns" sign, head-banging, and the term "hair metal."
U.S. fans are brimming with excitement as the band's private jet HERR FORCE ONE has been seen flying over the east coast, raising expectations for crazy, crazy nights of bad boys running wild breaking the chains with girls, girls, girls in true 80's rock excess.
When asked to comment, band manager Jürgen Braunschweiger simply stated "Bringt das Metal, HERR METAL is back!"