New Office Location

From: Josh O.
Sent on: Tuesday, July 9, 2013 2:57 PM

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All SDW Tech Talks Meetup Members Requested to Report for Duty at New Coordinates

 

Old coordinates deemed uncoordinated [STOP]

New coordinates seen correlated with increased force size [STOP]

Advancing weapons, infantry, computer logistics, and the hungry are to triangulate at 201 S. Tryon St [STOP]

No, don't stop. Go in the doors. Go to the "lift box." Place your body inside. Press the "Number 15" button[STOP]

15 is really 14 because there's no 13 [REPEAT]

That trick is to fool the enemy -- Don't be fooled [STOP]

Exit lift. Walk forward. Turn right. Use your medically issued smell-hole. Aim for greasy cheese [STOP]

12pm sharp [END]

 

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