May 25, 2014 · 12:30 PM
The Boner House
Maybe you'll get lucky? Maybe you'll see tits? Maybe you'll toss your cookies like Ducky? Who knows, but what we can guarantee you is you will get fucked up!
Memorial Day weekend cum hash with The Skull & Boners! We're going to get shitty since most of us don't have to work Monday! YAY!
Who: The-House Of-Ooze and Taint No Savior
Where: Boner House -- 730 Woodward Ave, New Haven, Connecticunt
Why: To Drink Beer--to sip the glorious nectar of the gods; To See Tits--the glorious creations of the gods; To Run Through Shiggy--the glorious shit of the gods.
When: Trail starts at 12:30 pee-em at the Boner House for those who want a ride to trail start (so you can take full advantage of Ducky...I mean the beer stops). 12:30 pee-em stiff for the wanks who think they can drive to this trail.
How: Show up with clean, new shoes. Point with your fingers. Say each others' nerd names. Say the word that starts with an 'H'.
What to Bring: Virgins for booben, Vessels for boozen, Dry bag or Die, 10$ for trail (fooden and boozen), and your most raucous hash songs.
Strap-Additional De-tails: Trail will be 3 ish miles with 3 ish beer ish stops. Shiggy level of: who cares, it's a Boner Trail. Trail will be A - A (ish). There are no more dead baby dolls on trail...I think. Be prepared to celebrate Memorial Day Weekend by killing some Memories with the Skipper and some other helpful Boner beverages *MALORT* *cough cough*
See you wanks at the house.
Get ready for a....