RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

From: Chris R.
Sent on: Thursday, March 29, 2012 10:42 AM

I just thought of something...

Funny/related topic, almost like someone knew I wrote this song, and spawned this topic for me...
I tell ya, Dick, who spawned this, is watching me....
I wrote a song called Fix My Flat.  I'm sure you'll appreciate me more when you hear it, Shannon.  Seriously, you didn't think the bar could be any lower.  Just listen.
http://www.rocknrollerband.com/Songs/FixMyFlat.html
Real-life story.  You think men are driven by their penis?  Women and their selective ovaries!
She had a flat, but she didn't get nailed.  Roller is the only nice guy out there.  Or the only fool!  Story of my life!  :)

Chris

 

From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Luda Lindahl
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:57
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Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

 

Of course I was joking. Honestly, I haven't get any phones and seriously, I wanted to change the subject.

Yesterday I watched "Murdoph Scandal" on FRONTLINE, a new documentary. That is a terrible tragedy and I think worth talking about. System or human flows.

Have a nice Thursday morning everyone.

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Date: Thu, 29 Mar[masked]:35:30 -0400

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Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

 

Seriously, now.

Stop the funny, Luda...

 

This is the problem, and it is serious...

Luda, you ladies think you can carry on any way you want, unaware we are real men with real animalic feelings.

you've now got all the guys on this meetup list hot.

Next thing ya know, you got a flat tire!  Or you're gonna give someone else a flat tire.

 

How are you gonna cool off us guys?

Hint: That was the lead-in to another pic!

Luda, let me know if you want to borrow a pic of my ex, Donna.  Socrates met her.  That will surely cool off the guys!!!

 

Chris

fyi: Luda, How many phone #s have you received from that earlier msg?

 

 

From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Luda Lindahl
Sent: Wednesday, March 28,[masked]:25
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Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

 

Hey what ever it takes to tick. Right?

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From: Chris Roller <[address removed]>

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Date: Wed, 28 Mar[masked]:22:07 -0400

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Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

 

This seriously is one of the funniest messages I've ever seen.

Thank you Luda, for cheering me up, and showing some humor by women.  Bravo!

Some day I'd like to talk with you to find out what you were thinking last msg.

Maybe I'll interview you on my late night talk show, in Heavansville!

 

Chris

 

From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Luda Lindahl
Sent: Wednesday, March 28,[masked]:27
To: [address removed]
Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

 

Chris, I hope UR doing well. 

 

I have a picture in my new swim suit from VS. It was a real great sale , so i got it 72% off just for $20.00 or something like that. It looks so subtle and wonderful design too. I love to have bargains.

 

Here is it

From: Chris Roller <[address removed]>
To: [address removed]
Sent: Wednesday, March 28,[masked]:33 PM
Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!


I want to defend the flat tire concept.
As you can tell, I defend men, cause women are silly and stupid (caveman-intelligence:animals)
As I've mentioned previous, we are under the elusion that men are tame.
Lora Logan found out different the hard way.
And we forget the prime directive - and that is to get our sperm in your vagina.
It's the same directive for women as well.
And then it is compounded by this illusion of movies portraying this romantic encounter to get that sperm.
And then compounded by this taunting of sexuality in US, seen throughout the world.
So women get in heat, get dressed up like they do on TV for the emmies.
And these REAL men have been fore-played to death by TV and movies by celebrities half-naked.
And the women have been fore-played to think they can dress any way they want without repercussions.
You see, we're all living a fantasy.
then women meet REAL men (not the movies), who operate under the prime directive, not under a script.
Women are confused when their vision of "Pretty Woman" is not working out to their fantasy.  So, they say no to a guy.
The guy operates under the prime directive (so does she).
She gets it, gets pregnant (<1/10 chance of getting pregnant (on pill for many + 1/6 month cycle), but probably works out to 1/3 of the time because she is in heat (she requires the sperm due the prime directive, stays off the pill, goes into heat) and conducts herself to what she feels is appropriate due the fantasy of the movies she's been taught.

BTW: women have been to taught to cry rape even though it is not.  It is why most college campuses will quiet all rape accusations.  I had a collegue who was raped and no one ever knew (I was in the clinic for doctor appt and saw her - that's how I knew).  She went to a frat party - what do you f-ing expect!
So it really is like a flat tire folks.
Put on a new one and ride away!





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