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RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!

From: user 5.
Sent on: Thursday, March 29, 2012 11:38 PM

I find that when I'm on the weed, it has different effects on society/others.

My offensive isn't as offensive here.

 

Let me show you an example, I wrote up a few days back while on Earth (not on weed).  sent just a bit ago in another emal.

 

I'll now show my rewrite after reaching Heaven (on weed-my current state).  Compare!

 

I tell ya, I'm a better person here in Heaven, folks.  Jon A, maybe this Tues I'll be there to show you this new CR!  You decide!

 

Will High Roller be the way to the future for Earth's survival?

 

...to be continued (isn't it suspenseful, folks!)  (Gotta love this show!)

 

 

Like the movies, you think something is wrong.

 

So for the ladies out there, let me give you the low-down.  Dress business attire always.  Win the man with your brain and personality.  Don't argue with the man, don't act cocky or that you are on a pedestal, to be worked for, and your fantasy will probably work out.  And make sure you're on the pill.

 

And this fantasy of 2-4 weeks to have sex - that's a joke.  The prime directive put you ladies in heat for a reason - you're suppose to have sex on the first date (that day).  I've been with over 2 women, and it's all been 1st or 2nd time with them.

Lucky for ya'll I keep it real as hell.  If you're NOT having sex the first or second time with a guy, it will probably never happen.  The movies are fantasy folks.  Open up your sexuality, and don't be shocked when you've turned a guy on after portraying yourself as a fantasy on TV/movies.

 

And don't be shocked when you get it ladies, just like when you get a flat tire.  You lay out the nails on the road, you get nailed!

 

Always real,

Chris

 

Funny/related topic...

Oh and BTW, I even wrote a song called Fix My Flat.  I'm sure you'll appreciate me more when you hear it, Shannon.

http://www.rocknrollerband.com/Songs/FixMyFlat.html

Real-life story.  You think men are driven by their penis?

She had a flat, but she didn't get nailed.  Roller is the only nice guy out there.  Her trouble, she met a nice guy, when she is looking for a bad boy. 

 

Side-note: This bad-boy concept is what most women want, so that she gets it (complete the prime directive).  Problem is, it rarely works out like the TV fantasy, now delusionally thinks she's been raped.  Have I expressed how primitive women are.  Are ya getting the picture?

 

Back to my song - She (flat-tire lady) has a virgin-complex, and yet it a prostitute (it was a setup by a friend).  This is why women are barbarically animals driven totally by her ovaries, cause they have no brains to help control themselves.

 

She get's pissed off cause she didn't get it, and then runs around town complaining about my small penis.

Now if she would have gotten it from me, the rumors would never have happened.

And you wonder why I think women are f-ing retards.  You're not all I see, Shannon.  I also think Jon A might actually be a woman.

 

You see folks, I find I can just be offensive like posting judges molesting my children, and you just have to accept that I'm not mean.

My doctor doesn't seem to think I'm mean, and I've posted him on the internet child molesting. 

Unless of course, If anybody has a diagnosis they'd like to tell my doctor, feel free, I'm all ears.

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Chris Roller
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:58
To: [address removed]
Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] FBI.

 

This is what I've been doing since Jan2012...

This is why I'm so comical lately!

This is why I'm awful lately

This is why I'm so fxxxed up lately!

This is why I'm so awesome!

It's all here folks....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgIkiZc4y_8

 

 





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