NEWS RELEASE: Obese Boy Dies of Yeast Infection--Gv Link Discovered (HILARIOUS)

From: Mr. A.
Sent on: Sunday, November 7, 2010 9:37 PM
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast  infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth , Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,  and Captain Crunch . The grave site was piled high with flours.

MUCH MORE
also, the link was discovered:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

http://wp.me/phmll-1iV  Enjoy!
 

Augie
David Michael Augenstein, MS, PE

LIVING FOOD (paper version)



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