It's been a long championship off season, and I don't know about you, but I'm ready to get this CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON underway my fellow 12's. Is there any better way to get it started than to go down to Carolina and squash the upstart stray cats? Yeah they started to learn how to win, winning 5 out 6 to end the season, but they are about to be swiftly reminded how to deal with losing...YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN!!
When our defense hits the field Cam better get back in that phone booth and come out as unrecognizable Clark Kent, because our defense aka SeaFense are starving and ready to devour Mr. "Superman" on all levels. Try running the ball...Smack!!! meet Kam Chancellor... Crack!!! meet Bobby Wagner!!!...Snap!!! Oh snap, that's Big Red all up in my grill.
Now try tossing the rock to your right side...okay you're smart enough not to do that as the best corner back in the league lurks on that side and you clearly don't want any of that noise. Try throwing to any side for that matter, and you and your receivers will feel the seismic event referred to as the LEGION of BOOM!!!! If you drafted Steve Smith in your fantasy football league, I strongly prognosticate you sit his ass this week...just saying!!! Wake up...eat your Wheaties, put on your Seahawks swag and get your ass out the house.
I'll see you at the Backstage Bar and Grill PEOPLE!!!!!
Akhem Akhem..let me clear my throat
'Cause I'm Kam Chancellor, yes I'm the real Kam
All you other Cam Newtons are just imitating
So won't the real Bam Kam please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Go ahead Sing it twrice!!!
I kaint never say this loud enough...GO HAWKS!!!!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HAWKBALL!!!!!!