Susan
Bnacutie1
Group Organizer
Nashville, TN
Post #: 324
Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..
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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in
Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not pi**ing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is .. . ... ..Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money....
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not pi**ing in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a
Wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
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