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SantaCon Raleigh 2012

We're going to leave the bell ringin' and peace on earth to your granny... Santa is gonna paint the town RED! This is a santa themed pub crawl / flash mob, costumed, with the singing of naughty carols.


1. Your ticket for entry is the Naughty Little CarolBook PRINT AND BRING.
[link is at the bottom of this text]
It’s a good idea to print several songbooks for Santas that forget theirs. Bring as many as you can.

2. Gifts - NAUGHTY gifts to give grown ups; NICE stuff to give kids. Throwing coal at people is discouraged no matter who they are. Yes, that includes politicians and attorneys.

3. Fun toys, like hoops, etc. to play with! ... and maybe a Fruitcake.


Sleigh stops and venues:

6:30 Armadillo Grill -or- Mosiac
-=Santa's choice, pick one and eat your cookies / smoke your hookah!=-
7:55 - Flying Saucer
9:10 - Cirque de Vol - Dance / Play / Jam (orientation)
10:05 - Nash Square
10:45 - [Will post later.]
11:40 - Undisclosed Venues - Glow Jam
12:55 - Rum Runners

Santa will post GPS tracking of the sleigh here:


Santa will not be paying cover to go to anywhere as long as you are with the group and you are dressed to impress (like Santa). If any venues turn out to be undesirable, Santa has already arranged an alternate plan so stick with santa.


When you hear the phrase:
That means we will leave the venue within 5 minutes. Pay your tab, get her number, go to the restroom and hop on the sleigh outside.

Facebook event:


Join the group for additional venue information and meetup points:


What is SantaConda??
'Tis the season to be jolly, and I mean titillatingly jolly. Like other SantaCon / Santarchy events, Santa shall don festive and shockingly inappropriate Red and White garb. We will be raiding the streets, malls, and bars of Raleigh with a variety of strangely modified Santas created in their own self-image. We'll be giving gifts to strangers, drinking lots of beer, singing naughty Christmas carols, gifting hugs, sitting on laps, and providing a unique experience for Santa and all the muggles around him.

---/ Is Santa still reading? -- Onward HO HO HO! /---

SantaConda is your opportunity to be Santa!
• You MUST dress like Santa
• You SHOULD ho-ho-ho around like Santa,
• You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course)
• YA GOTTA drink like Santa.

Who's in charge?

Who organized this event?
Address every Santa as Santa, in the first, second, and third person, singular and plural.

How did you get here?
"A sleigh and eight tiny reindeer."

Where are you going next?
"I'm only allowed to tell you if you wear this hat and buy me a beer."

What are you protesting?
"Nothing, Santa's having a party"
note: WE ARE NOT PROTESTERS!! We'd need a permit for that - and something serious to complain about...

Is this some kind of political statement?
No. It's fun. Remember fun?

Watching Santa get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting Santa while they vomit in an alley is not. DON'T BE THAT SANTA.

Have cash and tip! Bribery gets you everywhere! Credit Cards take longer and it takes long enough to serve all the Santas when we rush the bar.

No Santa's left behind. Pick a few people you know and keep an eye out for them when it's time to move. Every Santa should have a few other Santa's they look out for. Santa is safer in numbers. What one Santa couldn't get away with, 100 can. Stick together Santa!

Santa's that drink should make sure that they are also Santa's that can drive home, or make arrangements so that they don't need to.

Dress the hell up! You don't have to dress as Santa proper. Variations of Santa-ness are deeply appreciated, both by those we bring joy to - as well as the other Santarchists!

In accordance with the general spirit of merriment, expect to stumble away red and rosy-cheeked: it'll be cold as balls and we'll be bringing our floggers!

Please remember THE FOUR Fucks:
1. Don't fuck with kids.
2. Don't fuck with cops.
3. Don't fuck with security.
4. Don't fuck with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to fuck Santa, given s/he's consensual)

If you have can help volunteer, print song books, have pub or printing connections, ideas, comments, or ways to improve SantaConda, PLEASE join the group (above) or contact [masked] Thanks.

Merry Fucking Christmas! And remember, Spread your Red!


Santa's naughty little carol book:

This is a double-sided columned document.
If you do not have a double sided capable printer, you should...

1) Open then File

2) Print

3) select LANDSCAPE

4) print ODD PAGES

When those finish take them out and properly align them in your printer and do the same thing again but select EVEN PAGES this time.
Otherwise, if you print normally, the page numbers will not make any sense.



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  • Dave

    This Santa is gonna be a little late. Never done anything. Like this before. Can't wait!

    December 8, 2012

  • A former member

    A former member changed the location from Flying Saucer Draught Emporium to Mosaic Wine Lounge

    December 6, 2012

  • A former member

    A former member changed the time from 7:00 PM to 6:30 PM

    December 6, 2012

  • A former member
    A former member

    I added a location, however, it's a pubcrawl, and will be at a lot of venues, it looks like they will post the official venue list sometime next week, so if we look at the event links, I'm sure it will say all we need to know. :)

    November 26, 2012

    • A former member
      A former member

      Just needed a starting point, Thanks Johnny. The more info on meetup the better instead of going to another link : )

      November 27, 2012

  • A former member

    A former member changed the location to Flying Saucer Draught Emporium

    November 26, 2012

  • A former member
    A former member

    We need a meeting spot so we can get rsvps

    November 25, 2012

  • A former member
    A former member

    This is a flash mob / pub crawl where we can dress up like our version of Santa and sing naughty christmas Carols, looks like fun! :)

    November 16, 2012

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