Because we are classy as all heck we are going to spend Saturday morning at Voulez-Vous cafe, 1560 Queen St East. This particular cafe isn't actually on the coffee passport! Please don't waltz all doughy-eyed and excited to the barista, jabbing at his face with your shiny blue piece of cardboard, because chances are that a) he doesn't know what the coffee passport is b) he may feel threatened by the many of us weirdos demanding free drinks for no apparent reason.
As far as I remember they don't actually accept cards of credit, its all cash and personal favours.
Assuming we can we can get past all that, we will be rewarded with a wonderful atmosphere on a quiet segment of Queen St, pressing our big noses against the glass, sipping fancycinnos and watching the lazy Saturday morning traffic while discussing how handsome and gifted I truly am and how magnificently my plumage has come in this year.
Hope to see some of you there!