Obama Can't Turn Back The Oceans; So, He'll Close Them
We all remember that owe inspiring moment at the 2008 Democrat National Convention when the Messiah, Barack Obama, told adoring crowds of passionate believers: "I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Well, the Messiah hasn't turned back the ocean, but now Obama has ordered the ocean closed. If closing memorials and monuments on the mall in Washington DC, George Washington's home Mount Vernon, Mt. Rushmore and countless other parks, monuments and public facilities all across the country, even the D-Day beach in Normadie, France, at additional expense isn't enough, now Obama is frobidding Americans from using the ocean.
National Park Service has told charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was "closed" due to the shutdown. Until government funding is restored, the fishing boats are prohibited from taking people into 1,100 square-miles of open ocean. Fishing is also prohibited at Biscayne National Park during the shutdown.
The Park Service will also have rangers on duty to police the ban stopping people from accessing the ocean. Obama will have the National Park Service use more personnel and spend more taxpayer money than it would have in its normal course of business to stop American citizens from going into the ocean.
Obama Keeps His Golf Course Open; Closes Military PXs
But don't worry, the chosen one has made sure that the golf course at Andrews Air Force base remains open, while PXs where service men and women get their food all across the United States are closed. Why would the chosen one ruin his golf game while military families go hundry?
Hail to the Barack "Chosen One" Obama! What's next? Will the Messiah close down air?