New Mailing List - Cheap Song!
If you want to get off my list, click the "unsubscribe" button at the bottom. I'll delete you. I'll also order a Big Stick from the Ice Cream Man and then change my mind at the last minute; I'll keep telling people that caraway seeds are the same as rye seeds, even if they don't care; I'll cheer inappropriately when waiters refill my water glass; and I'll make a ballon animal of a lamb and insist that it looks nothing like a lamb.
I love you more than raisins love when a rhinocerous starts to sneeze, but then never actually sneezes,
My e-mail list is too huge, so I'm busting out this fancy new system.
To celebrate, you can get my new song for a measly 29¢ all week.
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