Useless, Lazy, Unfit Football ('Jumpers as goalposts...')http://www.meetup.com/Useless-Lazy-Unfit-Football-Jumpers-as-goalposts/http://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/c/6/8/6/global_111590822.jpeg20120418
Fancy a semi-regular kickaround? Maybe a pint (or three) after? Too rubbish to join a proper group? Then look no further - we want your lack of talent! Men and women entirely welcome, people of all LOW ability, really looking for folk in their late 20's to late 30's (see below), and people willing to travel to Finsbury Park on an early eve (I'm just too lazy to go elsewhere!) - generally Mondays, occasional Wednesdays... You should tick at least some of the following boxes... - Drink a bit too much - Smoke a bit too much - Generally unfit - Not too young and therefore fit by default You MUST tick these boxes: - Rubbish at football (but enjoy a kickaround) - Don't take a game (or football generally) too seriously - Sociable - Enjoy a good laugh Just a good old kickaround, to get a little fitter, and enjoy a game without anyone getting too serious. Wear what you want but DON'T bring football boots - you're taking it too seriously if you do. On which note: If you genuinely are good at football and fit, then by joining up to this you implicitly accept that the rest of us can nobble you after a game... (In seriousness if you are good then don't join up - message me your e-mail address and I can put you in touch with a more competitive bunch.) So what do you reckon - up for a game?