Sick of spending day after day dragging yourself out of bed to join the millions of minions heading to work?
Tired of feeling like a dead man walking, only to use copious amounts of caffeine to get through the day?
Of course you are, this is Washington DC.
But that's okay, because we have just the solution. No snake oil, quarter-life crisis, or expensive vacation required!
JOIN THE ZOMBIE HORDE!
Dress up in your finest zombie attire and join us as we march on Washington on October 27. We'll finish up in DuPont Circle where we'll have drink specials lined up.
The website have more details as we get closer to The Lurch, so keep checking back!
(Facebook event here: https://www.facebook.com/events/367202106691497/)