It’s coming again! The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Competition returns for a second year to Bushwick!
Expert judges will take every little thing into account, including the contestants’ poise in both evening wear and swimwear, talent, personality, and how well they represent the ideal of a man with a small dong. This day is about celebrating the fun-sized guys. Well-hung men shouldn’t even think about crashing, they will be ejected from the pageant and humiliated!
To find out about VIP seating options (which come with micro-bottle service and "personal attention from a penis kitten"), please email at [masked]
Doors open at 2pm on Saturday, June 14. Tickets are $5, first come first serve sold the day of the event at the bar. Kings County Bar is located at 286 Seigel Street, one block from the Morgan Ave. stop on the L train.