2nd Annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant @ Kings County Bar Bushwick

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It’s coming again! The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Competition returns for a second year to Bushwick!

Expert judges will take every little thing into account, including the contestants’ poise in both evening wear and swimwear, talent, personality, and how well they represent the ideal of a man with a small dong. This day is about celebrating the fun-sized guys. Well-hung men shouldn’t even think about crashing, they will be ejected from the pageant and humiliated!

To find out about VIP seating options (which come with micro-bottle service and "personal attention from a penis kitten"), please email at [masked]

Doors open at 2pm on Saturday, June 14. Tickets are $5, first come first serve sold the day of the event at the bar. Kings County Bar is located at 286 Seigel Street, one block from the Morgan Ave. stop on the L train.

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  • Yuiko Z.

    It's 2:50pm and the line doesn't move. Max capacity: They only let people in if people come out. I cannot get in. I will be harboring nearby coffee shop or so and will check back in 1/2hr if they let more people in. Sorry. Whoever in there already, enjoy the event.

    June 14

  • Yuiko Z.

    I'm outside in line. Will update once get in

    June 14

  • Yuiko Z.

    Door opens at 2pm. $5 to get in (first come first served. I do NOT buy tickets for all.) There will not be seating except a few VIP tables. You can come anytime but spots are not guaranteed. It's a crowded event at the bar.

    June 14

  • russell k.

    This there a specific place in the venue that everyone is meeting?

    June 13

    • Yuiko Z.

      I will post where I am when I get there.

      June 14

  • Merrill O.

    Hats off to the participants for their self confidence.

    June 13

  • Arthur A.

    Mine is bigger upside down. Can I still compete?

    June 10

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