February 10, 2009
Loads of experience making a fool of myself; & like a pro, I'm always ready to laugh at someone else's expense. I mean truly, what good is falling on your butt if you don't have someone there to point & laugh?? (and encrust a gold pig on a pin?)
I have a light I can clap on and off - does that help? I can stick my feet in my mouth- maybe a weee *too* good at that! Oooo, and I snore loud enough to keep large animals away at night. Always a handy skill!!
Phew! Thank God Julie came along, put a stick in my hand and bells on my legs, and now I look like I'm doing something productive!!
I'm currently in possession of more energy than is structurally safe, so I am forced to expel that energy in consistant bursts of hopping, skipping, squealling, whooping, and swinging my arms around. No really, I *HAVE* to!!
Beer, Hooch, Grog, Ale - oh yeah, and we dance some too.