Hometown: Oakland, California
January 6, 2013
I would like to join this group because I am unique, random, quirky, goofy, weird, novel, awkward, and whatever other adjective that people use to describe themselves as cool social outcasts.
I am carbon based.
Construct a trailer-trash themed gingerbread house, put it in a opened cardboard box, douse it in lighter fluid, push it onto Lake Merritt then set it on fire by flicking matchsticks. (I did this already, but my gingerbread house sank before it fully caught on fire. Maybe we can try for a more successful viking funeral?)
Junior High School "Best Personality" winner, 1996. It's been downhill ever since.