August 27, 2013
I do not knit or crochet--I've tried to learn and hopeless was the nicest comment I've heard about my abilities. I cross stitch and have happily worked in proximity to a crocheter for several years. Unfortunately for me, she is about to have an infant, so I need to find new companions. The other cross stitchers I've tried to make friends with tend to be old ladies or solitary sorts--maybe I'm just a crocheter on the inside and hopelessly incapable of anything more complicated than the embroidery version of paint by numbers on the outside? I've been cross stitching since I was old enough to change the lettering on those cheap little kits from hobby lobby and make them say bad things. My first was a bouquet of flowers that said "boogers" underneath it when I was in the 3rd grade. I am HILARIOUS.
All of it.
A very poorly constructed raft that cannot float, so basically a wad of sadness and despair that is very soft and is like arms lovingly wrapped around my stranded body.
I've been stitching since forever so...yeah.
I am an awesome lady who is looking for more awesome people to stitch and bitch with.