July 17, 2011
I've been golfing since 9am. I golf when I'm on a course. I play 13 holes. I've taken math class in High School. I have a baseball bat.
What is there about US? There is no US, we're just overgrown bacteria attached to a speck of dirt in the vast universe. Golf is irrelevant. The moment of the swing symbolizes our need to control our complex lives in a short amount of time and duffing it often. But the moment we pure a 4 iron, with a little draw, is why we keep living (and playing).
Always drink before, during, and after your round. Never mix hard liquor and beer. Don't talk during someone's backswing. Don't stand behind someone's line of play during their stroke. PROVISIONAL BALLS!!!
My profile shows my attitude when playing golf. It's like a little dog that couldn't hold in his pee while on a car ride.
Please, please, please don't feel you have to be Tiger woods or even his distant 3rd cousin to play with us. Just have an open mind, and be able to laugh at yourself (along with us)! Heck you don't even need clubs sometimes. Balls would help, cajones, huevos, whatever.