Location has changed and I'm opening up 5 more spots! Fortune favors the bold, according to Vergil, so here's a bold itinerary for anyone brave enough to RSVP to this ambitious meeting: **NW Laurelwood is closed until 5/17 for remodeling. So instead we start at the Lompoc!** 4:00 pm: Meet at New Old Lompoc at 1616 NW 23rd, then to: Lucky Lab Brewery at 1945 NW Quimby, then to: Bridgeport Brewing at 1313 NW Marshall, then to: Rogue Ales Public House at 1339 NW Flanders, then to: Deschutes Brewery at 210 NW 11th, then to: Tug Boat Brewing at 711 SW Ankeney, then to: Voodoo Doughnuts to refuel, then stumble onto the MAX Yellow line to: Widmer Gasthaus Pub at 955 NW Russell, then back on the MAX to the most fitting place to end such an epic trek: Amnesia Brewing at 832 N Beech Street from which you will take a cab or ambulance home. The entire trek will be on foot or MAX: no driving!! You might want to do a little training beforehand (like lots of 12 oz curls) so you're ready for this incredible hop odyssey. If you're new to the Portland brew scene, here's the crash course you've been waiting for!