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'The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas'@Signatur­e Theater & Dinner After


Your Host, Sue Daniels, says "Join me and others from several meetup groups for a fun afternoon at the Signature Theater for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas!"

Cost: Signature has given us a 20% group discount (reg. $85.00 seats) and we are in FRONT CENTER, ROWS B & C), making our group rate $61.00.

Please answer the questions when you RSVP.  Only the Organziers see the answers to these questions and it is essential for planning purposes.  We will contact you about payment and answer any questions you have.

Join us after the show for dinner at Samuel Beckett's Irish Pub, just down the street from the Signature Theater at 2800 South Randolph Street.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Tony Award®-Winning Musical Comedy!

It was the nicest little…whorehouse you ever saw.

Miss Mona’s Chicken Ranch brothel comes to life in this rollicking new production of the award-winning musical. When crusading television watchdog Melvin P. Thorpe ogles the whorehouse as his next moral target, Miss Mona, her bevy of working girls and Sherriff Ed Earl Dodd must buck the muckraker to keep the ranch open. A gritty satire about moral hypocrisy and media sensationalism, this musical is the perfect election-year event!

Grab your partner because this show will have you two-steppin’ and boot-scootin’ in the aisles with a score that includes, “Twenty Fans,” “Girl, You’re a Woman,” “Twenty-Four Hours of Lovin’” and “Hard Candy Christmas,” along with the new musical number “A Friend to Me.”

“A lot of raucous, ribald fun!” – Los Angeles Times

PLEASE NOTE:  This production is intended for mature audiences and contains adult situations and nudity.


From Southern Virginia

  • Take I-395 North
  • Take Exit 6 – Shirlington / Quaker Lane.
  • Bear left over highway, move immediately into right lane, and turn left at the first traffic light on to Arlington Mill Dr.
  • Cross through traffic light at intersection of S. Randolph St. and Arlington Mill Dr. then make the next left on to Campbell Ave.

From Washington DC or Maryland

  • Take I-395 South
  • Take Exit 7 – Shirlington / Glebe Road and remain in the left lane of the exit – overhead sign is marked “Shirlington.”
  • After passing below overpass, bear to the right to exit into Shirlington.
  • At the end of the exit, go straight through the traffic light crossing Shirlington Rd to proceed on to Arlington Mill Dr.
  • Cross through traffic light at intersection of S. Randolph St. and Arlington Mill Dr. then make the next left on to Campbell Ave.


PARKING IS PERMITTED FOR SIGNATURE PATRONS IN THE FOLLOWING SPACES: Campbell Garage (next to the Harris Teeter): In all unmarked and shared parking spaces on the 2nd and 3rd floor. Randolph Garage (behind Cake Love): In any unmarked spot. Signature recommends parking in the Randolph Garage as there are fewer restricted parking spaces. Cars parked in restricted spots will be towed.

Public Transportation

  • The closest Metro stop to Signature is Pentagon City. From there, Signature Theatre is only a short taxi ride away. A taxi stand is located in front of the Ritz Carlton Hotel. The fare is approximately $12.
  • The Pentagon Bus Terminal is steps from Pentagon Metro station. From the bus terminal, the 7A, 7F, 25A and 25D buses can be taken to the Shirlington Transit Centre, around the corner from the Theatre. The Transit Centre is the first stop on the bus from Pentagon. Buses arrive approximately every 10 to 15 minutes.

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