CFI - SALEM HUMANISTS INFORMAL BRUNCH, 9:30 AM, Saturday, Mar 15, 2014 McGrath’s Fish House, 350 Chemeketa St NE, Salem.R.S.V.P. contact Josh, via the CFI-Salem Humanists Meetup site,[masked], or e-mail [masked] or Need a ride?
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St Patrick’s Day is Mar17th
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a Dublin pub when, O'Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, 'You're making out we're all eejits. I oughtta punch you in the nose.' 'I'm sorry sir, I...........' 'Not you,' says O'Leary, 'I'm talking to that little fella on your knee.'
Two Irish men were having a pint or two, when Pat says, ‘Would ya look at those two old geezers across the room. In 10-15 years, we’ll look just like them.’ Mike sez, ‘Ya moron, you’re lookin’ at a mirror!’
'Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?' asked Pres. Roosevelt. New York Mayor Al Smith replied, 'Do we now?'