CFI - SALEM HUMANISTS INFORMAL BRUNCH,
9:30 AM, Saturday, Nov 17, 2012 at
McGrath’s Fish House, 350 Chemeketa St NE, Salem.
R.S.V.P. contact Josh, via the CFI-Salem Humanists Meetup site,[masked], or e-mail [masked] or Need a ride?
Dedicated to the pursuit of Reason, Peace, Justice, and Democracy
Here are some awful jokes from www.rationalskepiticism.org
Q: How many general relativists does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: One to hold the bulb, another to spin the universe around.
Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate...
Q: Why are particle physicists bad in bed?
A: Because when they find the position they lose the momentum and when they find the momentum they lose the position.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium (Oh stop groaning! J)