Chemistry ought to be not for chemists alone.
- Miguel de Unamuno
It's not vanity to feel you have a right to be beautiful. Women are taught to feel we're not good enough, that we must live up to someone else's standards. But my aim is to cherish myself as I am.
- Elle Macpherson
Science is everywhere, even when you're not looking.
- Lurleen the Elder
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
If there is a single quality that is shared by all great men, it is vanity.
- Yousuf Karsh
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
- Adam Sandler
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
Better living through chemistry.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The knowledge of yourself will preserve you from vanity.
- Miguel de Cervantes
To think is to practice brain chemistry.
- Deepak Chopra
Vanity of science. Knowledge of physical science will not console me for ignorance of morality in time of affliction, but knowledge of morality will always console me for ignorance of physical science.
- Blaise Pascal
"Why do chemists use nitrates?"
Because they are cheaper than day rates.
- New Scientist 12/1992
Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
- Sandra Boynton, author Chocolate: the Consuming Passion
The best substitute for brains is silence.
Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.
- Adam Smith, Scottish economist
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
- Albert Einstein
A tidy laboratory means a lazy chemist.
- Jöns Jacob Berzelius, Swedish chemist
Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen [masked]) for brewing coffee in the laboratory, thereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
- Bumper sticker
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
- Edward Teller
A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
- Martin Henry Fischer