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Introduction

(English translation) Now that I have my own email address and a decent knowledge of French commands and responses, it's time to start a canine language school for dogs of known and unknown heritage. I am handsome and like long walks on the beach.

What kind of dog do you have - small, medium or large?

medium and large; it's the short legs syndrome.

How old is your dog?

Two (but very mature)

What's your dog's name?

M. Ross-Evin

Tell us something special about your dog........

I'm five pounds overweight and my favorite door is the magic one in the kitchen. Mom says no fine cigars, old port or young chicks.

Is your dog a pure bred or mixed breed?

The Lexington KY rescue organization said half Redbone Coon hound and half Rhodesian sans ridgeback; okay why do I weight 75 lbs and have legs only long enough to reach the ground?