Re: [humanism-174] Holy crap: Holy water is full of fecal matter

From: Conrad B.
Sent on: Monday, September 16, 2013 5:35 PM
Its a good thing there are no brain-eating parasites swimming in the holy juice.
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From: Tim Campbell <[address removed]>
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Date: Mon, 16 Sep[masked]:23:40 -0400
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Subject: Re: [humanism-174] Holy crap: Holy water is full of fecal matter

lol
 
In a message dated 9/16/2013 3:08:59 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, [address removed] writes:
You get the shit scared into you instead of out of you. 


On Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 3:06 PM, Tim Campbell <[address removed]> wrote:
True. There is no real good coming from the holy water--unless you are possessed, then maybe it helps agitate the demon!
 
Tim
 
In a message dated 9/16/2013 2:53:19 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, [address removed] writes:
That is the thing, Tim.  Some people might do the regular cross sign, but I have seen old people do the "gospel according to" where they cross the forehead, LIPS and heart.  EEEKKK!!!!  That would be like licking dollar bills!

That is okay - their god will save them.

Actually, a great point made was that a lot of sick people in hospitals are blessed with this water and they get it on their lips.  They end up getting more sick with an additional disease...


On Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 2:46 PM, Tim Campbell <[address removed]> wrote:
Well, it makes sense.  If just 1 out of a thousand Catholics neglects to wash his or her hands thoroughly after pooping, then attends Mass or any of the basic church rituals, and dips fingers into the water bowl (and is right handed as this is the hand used for "crossing" as well as the hand most likely used for "wiping"), that person's ecoli is now in that water. The water is almost never changed until used up and is generally room temperature, so you have your basic petri dish into which the next several dozen people will also be dipping their fingers. 
Tim
 
 
In a message dated 9/16/2013 1:23:44 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, [address removed] writes:

Ew...Never really gave this much thought. 


September 15, 2013
 
Holy water is full of crap: According to a recent study 86 percent of holy water is infected with common bacteria found in fecal matter such as E. coli, enterococci and Campylobacter, which can lead to diarrhea, cramping, abdominal pain, and fever.

Holy water is commonly used in baptism ceremonies and to wet congregants' lips.

Researchers at the Institute of Hygiene and Applied Immunology at the Medical University of Vienna tested water from 21 springs in Austria and 18 fonts in Vienna and found samples contained up to 62 million bacteria per milliliter of water, none of it safe to drink.

While many people believe that holy water has healing properties the new research suggests it may actually do more harm than good.

Dr. Alexander Kirschner of the Medical University of Vienna said holy water’s reputation for purity came from the Middle Ages, when local water sources were all contaminated.

Kirschner explains:

In those days, the quality of the water in towns and cities was generally so poor that people were constantly developing diarrhea or other diseases as a result. If they then came across a protected spring in the forest that was not as polluted and drank from it for several days, their symptoms would disappear. So although in those days they were drinking healthier water, given the excellent quality of our drinking water today, the situation is now completely reversed.

The study, published in the Journal of Water and Health, also found that all church and hospital chapel fonts contained bacteria - the busier the church, the higher the bacterial count.





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