Creator of Fun Certified


Washington, DC
Hometown: Simi Valley, CA

Member since:

June 12, 2009

Are you fun (one word responses simply aren't acceptable).

I am the funniest mother fucker in the room...

Have you been on a pub crawl before?

approximately 7,277 times

How long have you been in the DC area?

Long enough to be sick of every tourist that does understand they cant stop at the top of the escalator to figure out what way to go.

Where are you from?

No answer yet


Mom and I moved to a town that didnt allow dancing, then I started dating the preachers daughter and lobbyed the city council using bible verses to hold a senior class prom. I used to dance all the time in abandonded factories and railroads.

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