San Francisco for Democracy Meetup Group Message Board › King Kong Is Gay, Republicans Upset!
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The major studio exectutives today admitted that the giant gorilla King Kong is gay and planning to marry Mighty Joe Young in a civil ceremony. The Republican party has made a statement that all children that have seen this character could be affected by this announcement. The marriage will take place in Santa Barbara California at the home of rock star Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch. Kong has been in the closet about his sexuality for many years but felt it was time to explain that Joe Young was the gorilla of his dreams and for him for the rest of his life. Both Kong and Young are big Democrats and will be married on the day the George W.Bush speaks at the Republican convention. The wedding cake will represent the past seven years of this Republican administration with a lot of fruits and nuts mixed in the cake and cut up pieces of banana called cronies. The best gorilla will be Magilla and the two have decided to live on their own planet near Charlton Heston. We will hope that Mr. Heston will put down his gun and live in peace!