Monday Nights at the Sono Market Place is just a magical night. Is it the best Monday Night Football bar thing you can do in town. No, its like the best like Monday Night Football thing in like the state, nay, the world.
The beer flows like bud light. The bud light flows like water. And the water flows into tiny little plastic cups because no one gets water because there is so much beer. $1 Bud light. $5 dollar nice beers. Mixed drinks you never heard of that don't really exist, they have those, heck, it seems like they are just making them up on the spot and they will give you samples of them. Are you a girl that has any desire to tend bar? From what we can tell the bartender will just teach you how to make stuff and then let you drink it.
There is a dude named Captain Mike. This is what we know of this man:
1. He is a Lobster Boat captain who occasionally gives us free lobster rolls
2. He almost killed one of his deck hands 3 times
iii. He owns a factory in China and may have invented those signs that you pull on to open up and his factory makes them and he makes 4 cents per sign produced
D. He pays for everything in hundred dollar bills
Who knows what else. Was he involved in the JFK assassination? Maybe. Does he know if we have made contact with aliens? Possibly Does he have a sweet story about a shark? My money says yes.
They just give us pizza at half time. I have no idea what this business model is. We have never ordered a pizza. The pizza comes from a place that is not the bar. But every week at half time 6 pizzas magically appear with various toppings. Some saint of a pizza dude just gives us pizza. What more do you want. Its really good pizza too, like people on the reg pay actual money for this stuff and we just get it for free.
There are $5 dollar meatball subs (grinders, heros, wedges, etc) and they are awesome. Might a meatball grinder or plate of meatballs just appear, maybe, some did last Monday.
They have the ring game. People seem to enjoy that. There is some game that involves dice and "boxes" that we have no idea how to play. (sure i put a link to how to play the game, but i didn't actual read it). All I know is you get to yell something to the effect of "Shut the Box" which is just kinda fun to yell. Not going to lie, the last two weeks the football game has been by far the least interesting thing going on.
Its great. You get some beer. You get some random fancy mixed drinks (possibly containing balsamic vinegar or possibly just a mixture of all the beers on tap, don't judge, they are all good and you don't pay for them, stop being so difficult). You get some pizza. You might get a meatball, you might get a lobster roll. You might get some good life advice or home brewing advice. Its probably the best way to spend your monday night, which, I mean, what do you do monday night anyway.