From the hares: Join RgH3 on its 49th~ish hash as hares Lubey Sanchez and Smash ‘n’ Trash A Ho take you on a tour of booty. You will sail (yourself) through Navy Housing, sure-c*m-navigate your way through shiggy, c*m alongside hard pavement, and sow your wild oats in fertile fields on a carpet bombing r*n (just aim carefully... you don’t want to waste it). Don’t worry or fret... expect 2 refuelings of sweet nectar (and also 2 beer checks)
Wanks. Dogable... yes!
Song of the week: Meet the Hashers!
Bring: $5 hash cash for trail only/ $10 includes on after, used/new shoes or hikers, new virgins, SHIGGY SOCKS, a bunch of virgins, a whistle, and a change of clothes and shoes for the on after.
On after: Warm Garage Party at 32 Sycamore Lane!
$5 will get you hot chow (veggie stew, red beans/rice and pulled pork) and a chance to win a pint of Smash’s homemade antifreeze if you can correctly guess how many tattoos he has from the neck down.