September 4, 2012
Guy A sits next to Guy B in a bar. The sloshed Guy B turns to Guy A and says: "Hey! I bet you $100 I can jump out of that window & come right back up again." "Yeah, ok," Guy A replies thinking there is no way Guy B is actually going to jump out the 10th story window. To Guy A's horror, Guy B rushes to the window and jumps out. Before Guy A can react, Guy B bounces right back into the bar. "Woah!" says Guy A "How the hell did you do that?" Guy B smirks. Guy A gives him the 100. Guy B turns to Guy A again after a little while. "Hey fella!" he calls again to Guy A. "I bet you $200 that I can do it again." Guy A agrees and Guy B does it again. Guy A, now slightly besotted himself and thinking there must be a hidden net or something then turns to Guy B and bets him he can do the same for $500. Guy B says ok. Guy A jumps out the window and plunges to his death. The bartender then turns to Guy B. "Gee, Superman," he says. "You can be a real d*ck when you're drunk."
My schedule is extremely hectic though I'm trying now to get some kind of social life.