D.A. R.

Location:

Houston, TX
Hometown: Houston

Member since:

September 4, 2012

Give us a taste of your sense of humor (joke or anything you like).

Guy A sits next to Guy B in a bar. The sloshed Guy B turns to Guy A and says: "Hey! I bet you $100 I can jump out of that window & come right back up again." "Yeah, ok," Guy A replies thinking there is no way Guy B is actually going to jump out the 10th story window. To Guy A's horror, Guy B rushes to the window and jumps out. Before Guy A can react, Guy B bounces right back into the bar. "Woah!" says Guy A "How the hell did you do that?" Guy B smirks. Guy A gives him the 100. Guy B turns to Guy A again after a little while. "Hey fella!" he calls again to Guy A. "I bet you $200 that I can do it again." Guy A agrees and Guy B does it again. Guy A, now slightly besotted himself and thinking there must be a hidden net or something then turns to Guy B and bets him he can do the same for $500. Guy B says ok. Guy A jumps out the window and plunges to his death. The bartender then turns to Guy B. "Gee, Superman," he says. "You can be a real d*ck when you're drunk."

Tell us about yourself.

My schedule is extremely hectic though I'm trying now to get some kind of social life.

Where do you usually hang out?

Varies.

Would you be willing to host some Meetups?

No

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Just me.


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