PORNOGRAPHIC APATHETIC: TRAILER – Director T. Arthur Cottam – 1 min Cleaned-up, but still disgusting promo for cult US director, Cottam's multi award-winning porn satire.
LUCKY – Director Trevor Hardy – 1 min Claymation short from this popular British animator about a little old lady hunting high and low for her beloved pussy.
CARBON DATERS – Director Meredith Calthorpe – 6 mins Brian loves Greg, but Greg loves Keith, so Brian teams up with Greg to win the Rock-On Geology Convention’s ‘Find a Fossil’ competition and score his dream date.
HARD RUBBISH – Director Steve Mitchell – 15 mins Compulsive collector, Adam spots a good condition TV set amidst a pile of rubbish on the street, but his wife won’t let him have it. Returning later to claim the item, he finds his neighbour inspecting it with interest. Who will claim the prize? Stay tuned.
EX-CONVICT’S GUIDE TO HOUSE ARREST EP1 – BARRY LEVY – 4 mins In the first episode of our hilarious new US-made webTV series, we meet hardened criminal Robin as he is released into house arrest. Supervised by his bad ass brother-in-law Chuck, and his ghastly sister, Shirley, will he survive the experience? Stars Patrick Gallagher (Glee, Night at the Museum), Julia Bensen (Stargate Universe), and Barry Levy, (NCIS Los Angeles, The X-Files, Flight 93).
OPEN HOUSE – Kate Herron – 6 mins A house-hunting couple discover that it’s not a property chain they’re caught up in.
WE ARE WHAT WE DRINK – 6 mins What does a guy have to do to get a coffee around here?
METER – Director Christopher Kay – 7 mins Starring cult Melbourne comic, Greg Fleet as the leader of an intellectually challenged gang of bank robbers whose getaway is hindered by an unexpected parking problem.
INTERMISSION & VJ SET This month’s guest VJ is the mighty Atom Bob
RELAX AND BE CALM: TRAILER – 1 min One man…one bottle of pills…one VERY bad day.
BOB DE NIRO FANCLUB – 4 mins Starring top UK comic, Anil Desai the action takes place in a line of cars stuck at a stop-light in 1970s New York. One of the drivers is an impatient Italian Stallion who starts honking the car in front. Unfortunately, the guy he’s honking is a mob hitman with a short temper.
AT DEATH’S DOOR – Director Trevor Hardy – 1 min Hardy's popular little old lady has a brush with death - and sweeps him away.
SAVING THE BACON – Ryan Thomas – 5 mins Two cops, two drug dealers/innocent victims and an undercover police raid that goes disastrously wrong.
WIZARD – 4 mins British mockumentary about a female office manager experiencing difficulties with Merlin, a new member of the sales team and a wizard in the workplace. Starring British stage, TV and Hollywood megastar, David Warner, as Merlin.
EX-CONVICT’S GUIDE TO HOUSE ARREST EP2 – Director Barry Levy – 2 mins Robin is welcomed into his new home. See ep1 for credits.
PUSSY PEOPLE – Director Andrew Lang – 5 mins Delightfully creepy British doc about cats and the people who love them.
PORNOGRAPHIC APATHETIC – 5 mins Two girls, two guys and some take-away food: a new kind of porn is born. From the director of Filthy Food and Dirty Words, this ultra-explicit short features oral sex like you've never heard before.
DEAD BIRD – Trevor Hardy – 1 min Described by Seinfeld creator/writer, Larry David, as having "the look of a children's piece...but with a harsh, hard and dark adult core.” We just thought it was funny.
A meetup for the socialites who have recently arrived in Melbourne, but also for those who are not-so-new-in-town and are simply interested in making some new friends!
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Cocktails with Creatives
Each month The Australian Arts Community hosts a mixer event at various bars and restaurants around Melbourne. This event is a great networking and social opportunity so bring your business cards and your ideas! Members and non-members alike are welcome.
This is purely a social meetup for those interested in meeting with arts, design, and business professionals, and of course the socialites of Melbourne!
Just drinks, chat, meet and greet!
If you're interested in meeting, networking, collaborating or simply making new friends with artists, designers, business entrepreneurs, and professionals then come along to our next social gathering and take the opportunity to mix with the raw talent of Melbourne.
Talent from all fields are invited to attend, including but not limited to, dance, fashion, graphic design, interior design, makeup, modelling, photography, product design, screenwriting, network marketing, small business, and IT.