Programme: 25-03-2014

PART 1

PORNOGRAPHIC APATHETIC: TRAILER – Director T. Arthur Cottam – 1 min
Cleaned-up, but still disgusting promo for cult US director, Cottam's multi award-winning porn satire.

LUCKY – Director Trevor Hardy – 1 min
Claymation short from this popular British animator about a little old lady hunting high and low for her beloved pussy.

CARBON DATERS – Director Meredith Calthorpe – 6 mins
Brian loves Greg, but Greg loves Keith, so Brian teams up with Greg to win the Rock-On Geology Convention’s ‘Find a Fossil’ competition and score his dream date.

HARD RUBBISH – Director Steve Mitchell – 15 mins
Compulsive collector, Adam spots a good condition TV set amidst a pile of rubbish on the street, but his wife won’t let him have it. Returning later to claim the item, he finds his neighbour inspecting it with interest. Who will claim the prize? Stay tuned.

EX-CONVICT’S GUIDE TO HOUSE ARREST EP1 – BARRY LEVY – 4 mins
In the first episode of our hilarious new US-made webTV series, we meet hardened criminal Robin as he is released into house arrest. Supervised by his bad ass brother-in-law Chuck, and his ghastly sister, Shirley, will he survive the experience? Stars Patrick Gallagher (Glee, Night at the Museum), Julia Bensen (Stargate Universe), and Barry Levy, (NCIS Los Angeles, The X-Files, Flight 93).

OPEN HOUSE – Kate Herron – 6 mins
A house-hunting couple discover that it’s not a property chain they’re caught up in.

WE ARE WHAT WE DRINK – 6 mins
What does a guy have to do to get a coffee around here?

METER – Director Christopher Kay – 7 mins
Starring cult Melbourne comic, Greg Fleet as the leader of an intellectually challenged gang of bank robbers whose getaway is hindered by an unexpected parking problem.

INTERMISSION & VJ SET
This month’s guest VJ is the mighty Atom Bob

PART 2

RELAX AND BE CALM: TRAILER – 1 min
One man…one bottle of pills…one VERY bad day.

BOB DE NIRO FANCLUB – 4 mins
Starring top UK comic, Anil Desai the action takes place in a line of cars stuck at a stop-light in 1970s New York. One of the drivers is an impatient Italian Stallion who starts honking the car in front. Unfortunately, the guy he’s honking is a mob hitman with a short temper.

AT DEATH’S DOOR – Director Trevor Hardy – 1 min
Hardy's popular little old lady has a brush with death - and sweeps him away.

SAVING THE BACON – Ryan Thomas – 5 mins
Two cops, two drug dealers/innocent victims and an undercover police raid that goes disastrously wrong.

WIZARD – 4 mins
British mockumentary about a female office manager experiencing difficulties with Merlin, a new member of the sales team and a wizard in the workplace. Starring British stage, TV and Hollywood megastar, David Warner, as Merlin.

EX-CONVICT’S GUIDE TO HOUSE ARREST EP2 – Director Barry Levy – 2 mins
Robin is welcomed into his new home. See ep1 for credits.

PUSSY PEOPLE – Director Andrew Lang – 5 mins
Delightfully creepy British doc about cats and the people who love them.

PORNOGRAPHIC APATHETIC – 5 mins
Two girls, two guys and some take-away food: a new kind of porn is born. From the director of Filthy Food and Dirty Words, this ultra-explicit short features oral sex like you've never heard before.

DEAD BIRD – Trevor Hardy – 1 min
Described by Seinfeld creator/writer, Larry David, as having "the look of a children's piece...but with a harsh, hard and dark adult core.” We just thought it was funny.

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