A great Irish man once said, 'tis better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
So let's spend some money and buy tickets to IRISH FEST, coming to the Summerfest fairgrounds this weekend!
We'll meet up at 6 PM near the fountain inside the gates. I'll be wearing my green lucky clover T-shirt because it's green and it has a lucky clover on it.
From there we'll go have a whale of a time checking out bands like Creel, Finbar MacCarthy, Whiskey of the Damned, Moxie Strings, Gaelic Storm, Rising Gael, and none other than the Red Hot Chilli Pipers! [read that name again].
We'll go happy out leaping about the place hunting down delicious Irish delights like Shepherd's Pie, Irish Egg Rolls, Corned Beef & Cabbage, Soda Bread, Bangers & Mash, REUBEN EVERYTHING, Guinness Cheesecake, and Shamrock Shakes.
We'll get totally wrecked and ossified drinking Guinness, Murphy's, Smithwick's and Bailey's.
We'll find Jason a redhead because that bastard won't stop yapping about it on Facebook. (optional but preferable) (sorry for writing about myself in the 3rd person)
Sunday you might be riddled with the fear (aka a hangover), but Saturday you will know in your heart of hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were.
So Saturday, let's go be Irish.