In preparation for the launch of this fall's first annual Fantasy Dodgeball League, I thought it would be helpful to share the list of the most prolific dodgballers over the course of the last year. Here's the top 50 or so players based on how many games they've attended (minimum of 5 games required for inclusion):

troy - 77 http://dodgeball.meet...
Mike - 59 http://dodgeball.meet...
Alex - 55 http://dodgeball.meet...
Jesse Archambault - 52 http://dodgeball.meet...
Tony Cu - 36 http://dodgeball.meet...
Leraw - 35 http://dodgeball.meet...
Maximillian Ayco - 35 http://dodgeball.meet...
Nathan - 34 http://dodgeball.meet...
Ari C - 30 http://dodgeball.meet...
Casey - 30 http://dodgeball.meet...
Adam Ritter - 26 http://dodgeball.meet...
Kellen - 25 http://dodgeball.meet...
Bradley - 23 http://dodgeball.meet...
Jacob Ristow - 23 http://dodgeball.meet...
Teilen - 20 http://dodgeball.meet...
Lysa - 19 http://dodgeball.meet...
Scott - 19 http://dodgeball.meet...
Tiffany - 18 http://dodgeball.meet...
Tiffany +1 (Isaac) - 18 http://dodgeball.meet...
Todd - 18 http://dodgeball.meet...
Matt - 17 http://dodgeball.meet...
Sean Paukner (and his sister) - 17 http://dodgeball.meet...
Eric - 16 http://dodgeball.meet...
Jay - 16 http://dodgeball.meet...
Mike Hoven - 15 http://dodgeball.meet...
Andy Fischer - 14 http://dodgeball.meet...
molly morgan - 14 http://dodgeball.meet...
Tim Trainor - 14 http://dodgeball.meet...
gene - 13 http://dodgeball.meet...
Rich - 13 http://dodgeball.meet...
Steve - 13 http://dodgeball.meet...
Justin Schuetz - 12 http://dodgeball.meet...
Wes - 12 http://dodgeball.meet...
Angela - 11 http://dodgeball.meet...
edvin - 11 http://dodgeball.meet...
Phil - 11 http://dodgeball.meet...
Shane - 11 http://dodgeball.meet...
Amy - 10 http://dodgeball.meet...
Alisia - 8 http://dodgeball.meet...
Josh Dierickx - 8 http://dodgeball.meet...
Klea - 8 http://dodgeball.meet...
Melissa - 8 http://dodgeball.meet...
Richard - 8 http://dodgeball.meet...
Carrie - 7 http://dodgeball.meet...
Christopher - 7 http://dodgeball.meet...
Andy - 6 http://dodgeball.meet...
John McDevitt - 6 http://dodgeball.meet...
Matt - 6 http://dodgeball.meet...
Paul Colling - 6 http://dodgeball.meet...
Chris - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Chris Christenson - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Devin Harrington - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Gene - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
james - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Jessica - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Katy - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Mel - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Neil - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...
Patrick Stephenson - 5 http://dodgeball.meet...

I see how it is. I can take a hint.

Does this include the DEDUCTIONS for people who miss dodgeball to play V-ball?

wow i did used to go all the time!

I think Troy just did this to inflate his HUGE ego.

Yeah - nobody plays more dodgeball than me, biatches!

Next I'm going to put together a spreadsheet with D&D style levels and attributes for everyone:

Here's my self reported stats (feel free to comment or refute at will)


______////// Troy L. - AKA "Iron Grandpa" \\\\\______

Experience - Level 77 (Grand Master)

Throwing Strength - 18
Accuracy - 18
Dodging - 13
Catching - 8
Blocking - 13
Charisma - 17
Wisdom - 18
Constitution - 17
Honesty - 18

Special Abilities - Sinker, Curveball, Behindback

Now you guys fill out your stats and we'll be ready to start up the fantasy dodgeball league this fall. Chicks (and Jacob) get an automatic +10 for Charisma.

Levels are as follows according to games played:

80+ Grand Master Flash
70-79 - Grand Master
60-69 - Master
50-59 - Expert
40-49 - Dodgeball ODB
30-39 - Dodgeball OG
20-29 - Seasoned Veteran
10-19 - Veteran
5-9 - Dodgeballer
2-4 - Newb in training
1 - New Guy

The next step will be for people to put together their fantasy DB team comprised of 6 starters and 6 alternates (for a total of 12 picks - must include 3 women) This will help us determine our overall DB ranking in preparation for the draft in October.

Anybody who picks me gets extra points for picking the dodgeball Grandma, right? Is there some way that we can add Isaac in?

Experience - Level 52 (Expert)

Throwing Strength - 19
Accuracy - 19
Dodging - 19
Catching - 19
Blocking - 19
Charisma - 19
Wisdom - 19
Constitution - 19
Honesty - 19

Special Abilities - Special Sauce, Penis Punch (forcing opposing players to punch themselves in genitalia), 1/2 of the "Bromantic Bash Brothers/Bacardi-n-Cola/Cookies-n-Creme/Turkey-n-Rye/Peanut Butter on White"



Do we exclude ourselves from the team? And, mine is no particular order... After Ristow.

1- Ristow
2 - Lanoux
3 - Cu
4 - Leraw
5 - Casey
6 - Ari
7 - Trainor
8 - Mike (does that count as a girl?)
9 - Isaac
10 - Melissa
11 - That one TALL chic with the 3 brothers
12 - Alex

Honorable mention: Zeng, Richard McGuire, Kellen, Sean's Sister, the girl I nailed in the face and the Male version of Mike Schweback!

Jesse (the WAY TOO HONEST ONE) Archambault.

It's sad that I know this, but it's painfully obvious that neither Troy nor Jesse has ever played D&D; 18's are for people that are at the height of human capability and anything higher than that is for divine beings (insert one of them claiming either human perfection of divinity here). With that in mind...

Me: Level 38

Throwing Strength - 11
Accuracy - 10
Dodging - 9
Catching - 11
Blocking - 12
Charisma - 8
Wisdom - 16
Constitution - 10
Honesty - 11 -- If I'm not sure, I give myself the benefit of the doubt :P

Special Abilities - Telling people to "#@^% off" when they tell me to catch, the only guy to sweat more than Troy.

I refuse to exclude myself from my team, hence:

1- Me, son
2 - Alex
3 - Isaac
4 - Jesse
5 - Lawrence
6 - The 6'2" chick's shaggy haired brother
7 - Tony Cu
8 - Trainor
9 - Troy
10 - Casey
11 - Dana
12 - The 6'2" chick

We should probably have a draft, though, else we'll be seeing Lawrence, Tony Cu, Jesse and Troy on everyone's team along with Casey and Dana.

For my 19's, Jake deserves all 20s.

A draft seems like a good idea. Except Bash Brothers go as a cohesive unit. Otherwise, my agent
(Jake Ristow) has directed me to hold out of training camp and re-enter next year (ala Michael Crabtree).

WHO THE HELL IS DANA? IS SHE COMING ON SATURDAY?