It's sad that I know this, but it's painfully obvious that neither Troy nor Jesse has ever played D&D; 18's are for people that are at the height of human capability and anything higher than that is for divine beings (insert one of them claiming either human perfection of divinity here). With that in mind...

Me: Level 38

Throwing Strength - 11
Accuracy - 10
Dodging - 9
Catching - 11
Blocking - 12
Charisma - 8
Wisdom - 16
Constitution - 10
Honesty - 11 -- If I'm not sure, I give myself the benefit of the doubt :P

Special Abilities - Telling people to "#@^% off" when they tell me to catch, the only guy to sweat more than Troy.

Sadly, I also know that the score is the result of rolling a 6 sided die 3 times - meaning that the chances of rolling an 18 are equal to 1/6^3 - or .4%. I'd say that for our purposes we should consider the score to be a measure of where you fall statistically within the universe of players known to have played DB with us at MLK. An 18 would represent an elite skill at or above the 99th percentile - or in our case one of the top 3 or 4 people witnin our group of 385 + members.

Therefore you're selling yourself short in a couple of critical areas:

You're definitely one of the elite blockers and I'd rate you - along with Ari/Kellen/Alex/Lawrence/Tony - at least a 17-18 in this area. Anyone on my "Do Not Throw at Torso" list - including You/Lawrence/Isaac/Steve/Matt/Mike/Tony/Jesse/Tim - deserves at least a 17-18 at catching. Pretty much, if you can compare yourself favorably to Tony Cu on any dimension give yourself an 17-18.

I'd also rate you at least 15-16 on honesty (rarely dubious), and as an assistant organizer you get a minimum of 15 for charisma.

And you forgot to mention the "dual ball crouch block" on your special skills.


As for Jesse, I'd say this would be a more accurate measure:

Throwing Strength - 17
Accuracy - 16
Dodging - 15 (would be higher if he didn't wear clown shorts)
Catching - 17
Blocking - 16
Charisma - 17 (the minimum for women, the disabled, veterans, sole representatives of any ethnic minority group)
Wisdom - 13
Constitution - 18 (Default for anyone participating in the 4 day/week dodgeball challenge)
Honesty - 14 (the max if you had to have a special rule created on your behalf)

Special skills: being black, wondertwin powers with Jacob, Special Sauce (TM), underwear stripdown, hitting hot chicks in the face with balls (on/off the court), verbal diarrhea

Verbal Diarrhea!!! I completely missed that one. That is up there with the Penis Punch. Oh, and I left Max off my 12... Sorry bro... blanked.

As for the shorts... yeah, I have been cruising the local thrift stores and swap meet circuit looking for the right paif of BIKE shorts!

Verbal Diarrhea!!! I completely missed that one. That is up there with the Penis Punch. Oh, and I left Max off my 12... Sorry bro... blanked.

As for the shorts... yeah, I have been cruising the local thrift stores and swap meet circuit looking for the right paif of BIKE shorts!

I think I found just the thing for you, bro...
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Um, close. But the legs are too long and the top is too CONSERVATIVE.

Um, close. But the legs are too long and the top is too CONSERVATIVE.

This was my first choice for you, but it might not be appropriate for the messageboard (and definately NSFW (don't click, Isaac!

http://www.jonroyce.c...

Going to ebay now to order...

Adam Ritter - A.K.A. "Atombomb"

Experience - Level 26 (Seasoned Veteran)

Stats
Throwing Strength - 16
Accuracy - 14
Dodging - 15
Catching - 5
Blocking - 12
Charisma - 14
Wisdom - 16
Constitution - 12
Honesty - 18

Special Abilities
2-Handed Throw
Back Handed Curveball ("The Ari")
Left Handed Throw ("The Stranger")

Team
1. Casey
2. Alisa
3. Sean Paukner’s Sister
4. Ari
5. Tony Cu
6. Mike
7. Jesse Achambault
8. Kellen
9. Jay
10. Jacob
11. Troy
12. Maximillian Ayco

Um, close. But the legs are too long and the top is too CONSERVATIVE.

This was my first choice for you, but it might not be appropriate for the messageboard (and definately NSFW (don't click, Isaac!

http://www.jonroyce.c...

No worries. That is why Isaac doesn't have his own account and I look at everything before I let him look. Thanks so much for letting him play DB. He really LOVES it!

OMG is C-Ritter gonna start coming back consistently. I might have to change my team.

BACK OFF THE SPECIAL SAUCE. No one else can claim my special move.

I say you guys take your favorite players you've listed in these teams and let the rest of us take you on. Best of 7. Then you can change it to best of 11 after we win 4 straight.